On today’s episode of Walt Right Perspectives I welcome back intrepid little Rose—the spergy midwestern Zoomette who for a few enchanted weeks in Q1 2023 (when the maid was freshly 18 and Walt a swashbuckling 29) was very briefly my girlfren.
Things fizzled out between us pretty quick on account of me making bear noises during sex and Rose wanting to attend college in person that year instead of just marrying me immediately like a normal person, but the two of us have also kept in touch through the years and in light of the blistering success of her first episode it was only logical to invite Rose back on to litigate that pestiferous Jailbait Question sucking up all oxygen on Substack rn thanks to
deciding at last to ignite all that powder kept bone-dry for the better part of two years on behalf of a perspective that clearly needs the help given how fast and efficiently and emerged from the woodwork to flood the discourse space in reputational caltrops via insinuation / status coding—eternally catnip to a semiotic jihadist like Wally B, whose own rejoinder dragged in who then for her part dragged in half of Substack and you niggas know how it goes.Point is it seems to me we’d benefit from the perspective of an ackshual Zoomette—and very crucially a spergy one fully capable of context-independent propositional cognition (which for Low Zoomers is vanishingly rare even in boys tbh) yet fully conversant in the ways of older men (having pursued relationships with us almost exclusively for over half a decade now) despite if we’re honest kind of resembling a 12yo (which itself gives her a pretty unique / sexy perspective imo).
So buckle up, sis—Rose is here to spill the tea, and it’s giving perspicacious.
Topics include:
Why Rose is now planning to go to dental school
Her decision to change her major from CS to Economics
What % of Zoomettes are morally / aesthetically opposed to age gaps?
Being confused for her boyfriend’s daughter in public due to looking preteen
The “spiky” / inconsistent nature of autismo life milestones
Rose’s anxiety about her impending graduation / entering the adult world
How looking extremely young has impacted Rose’s life
Why you don’t need to game autistic girls as aggressively as normie bihs
These days executive functioning is usually the limiting factor
Normie Zoomettes process the world as an Insta reel
Rose’s recent stint living adjacent to NYC—public transit is a dream for spergs but long term the crowds and homeless shit are overstimulating
Does Rose think her exes are pedophiles?
Stalking girls on burner apps
How Rose’s beigoid financebro ex got smoked by his quarter life crisis
Guys in their mid to late twenties don’t ackshully know what they want and will often make commitments to girls etc. they don’t realize are untenable
Would Rose ever get a sugar daddy again?
Why spergy girls usually prefer to socialize with men
Did Rose have agency in her relationships with oldsters?
How much did Rose’s mom know about her sugar baby adventures?
The semantic ambiguity of the term “sex trafficking”
How Rose’s ex reacted when she told him about having sugared
Will Rose ever think of Walt as a groomer?
Why dating Rose felt simultaneously transgressive and paternal
Walt and Rose reminisce
Age Gap discourse always neglects how dating a significantly younger girl frequently inspires men to rise to the occasion
Rose reads the list of reasons her ex gave for breaking up
Why
is the only mental health professional that Walt has ever benefited from working withLiving with womyn is inescapably annoying
Would Rose’s peer group have accepted her relationship with Walt
Who’s the bigger pedo between a feller who dates a 20yo who looks 15 versus a guy who dates a 16yo who looks 22?
Why SeekingArrangement is a good dating platform for autistic peeps
OnlyFans is white trash coded
Rose estimates that 20-30% of Zoomettes have dabbled in sex work
Millennial / Gen X women tend to flatten sugaring into prostitution bc they don’t realize Zoomettes eroticize provisioning due to arrested development
How Rose’s sugaring taught her rich guy tricks with credit cards etc. and how this dynamic offers Zoomettes a huge mentoring advantage over Zoomer Boys that only compounds extant female structural advantages
Why Rose can’t take fellers her own age seriously
How Covid made Walt a contextual chad
The impact of Covid on Zoomer arrested development
After living in NYC Rose is alienated from her hometown residents
More women should know how to cut their boyfriend’s hair
Why dentistry is a good fit for people with ADHD
Going to the doctor is gay
How Walt’s relationship with Rose stopped him from becoming evil in 2023
Rose is writing a manifesto that sounds like she independently recreated nrx
When did Rose first notice men being attracted to her?
Rose’s middle school Xbox Live boyfriends
Rose’s shiba inu is being naughty and not going to the bathroom
Dog Girls are more logistically irksome than single moms
Rose left all her shit at her ex’s place near NYC
Why it’s easier to steal a girl than land a single one
