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Imonhere's avatar

It was really cruel to only let us pick one on the last question.

Top Shelf Theology's avatar

srsly, I was getting analysis paralysis for like 5 straight minutes of staring at the screen, just to get cockblocked by a paywall in a genius troll.

JS.Hardy's avatar

Its kind of all of them

Professor Axelrod's avatar

Your last poll option needs "all of the above" 😂

Ponti Min's avatar

Came here to say that!

sunshine moonlight's avatar

So apathesemitic to the point of thinking the question should've been replaced with one about Indians

Ronigan's avatar

You're a nigger for using that title.

Also the mobile browser version of substack is retarded and won't let me select anything so I have to wait til after work to fill this out.

Piotr Pachota's avatar

Re: Blonde question, this is just a piece of anecdotal evidence, but I know a woman, approx 40yo who dyed her blonde hair black and instantly started looking super old.

Walt Bismarck's avatar

yeah it's not uncommon--I've met multiple super duper aryan girls who look like princesses in their high school photos on facebook but went goth in their early 20s for some reason. Always makes them look way worse but it's prob a rebellion against the innocent image.

Piotr Pachota's avatar

I would probably disagree, but I have terminal goth fetish so I'm definitely not objective.

In my example, I guess she went from "middle aged blonde woman" to "old woman who dyed her white hair black" vibe.

Lirpa Strike's avatar

There should be some extra answer in the last one that fits somewhere between one and two. "Brilliant thinker with solipsistic dandy habits"

D. Vaughnrohrer's avatar

Blondes are not that hot guys

Carlos's avatar

I don't even understand the first question... women just dye their hair whatever. Or you mean more like an obviously Nordic type? Then well I would not even try to approach them, I am out of their league.

Yusri's avatar

The last question was really difficult to answer. In the end, I chose 'brilliant thinker' because it best aligns with my view of Walt. If I had to describe him in my own words, I would say Walt is a man torn within himself—too intelligent to be purely ideological and too self-aware to deceive himself. Sometimes he speaks with unwarranted confidence, but it's hard to tell whether he's trying to dominate through his words or genuinely believes what he says. A fuckboy who sympathizes with incels .' He has a romantic temper combined with a cynical mind.

Francisco d’Anconia's avatar

Dude is on a roll. Every 3rd post in my feed rn is WB. Questioning what this says about me hard.

Isaac Kellogg's avatar

Self-indulgent solipsistic dandy, but you do make a few good points

Isaac Kellogg's avatar

I refuse to pay money for the privilege of insulting a man. If he will not take my vitriol gratis, he does not deserve to be honored with it.

Retro Future Land's avatar

A couple? That's a whole rack of poll questions mate.

Retro Future Land's avatar

New insights from the man of letters.

David Gretzschel's avatar

I can't click anything. Is this only for paid subs or do I need to try a browser without extensions?

Walt Bismarck's avatar

Should be only the last is paid

David Gretzschel's avatar

Did not work in Comet. Worked in Edge. Probably esoteric circumstances wrt extension bs.