original ballad
We need lyrics!
You know, my baby's got those Jewish eyes...
The kind look vaguely middle eastern on a could-be Tuscan face...
I find Italian broads oft run the same--just spicy 'stead of sour
Tread the Hajnal Line like tightrope; call them liminal in race
But like I said she's got those Jewish eyes!
And when she flirts she sorta squints a bit like someone roofed her drink
Which rather gives an orientalist nineteenth century portrait,
Cause those double lids read harem girl... the word's "languid" I think.
But no, no, no! She's not doing it on purpose
Least that's what Chat GPT says, which insists this ain't a thing
Because we're all just human beans, and different types are all the same...
But if all chicks have their Hot Face, wouldn't each group get their thing?
But anyway my baby's got those Jewish eyes!
The kind give miffed and disappointed and at times a little raped
She'll ask me where we're off to dinner, and I'll say that downstairs Thai place
Now I'm Brian de Bois Guilbert had Rebecca not escaped!
Cause holy shit she's got those Jewish eyes!
Which means in certain light and angles she looks sort of like Anne Frank
In fact she played the role in high school, yet demures inside the bedroom...
Not a prob! Stable Diffusion and my phone cam are to thank.
You know in World War 2, there must have been some busy attics.
I know it's dark, but realistically, that must have been a thing
Alas, when later I do ask if she feels attic'd during raceplay
Says her folks all came from Russia, and the Cossacks ain't my thing
My baby has those Jewish eyes...
Back in her Disney days they landed her that Princess Jasmine role
Which if you think about it's funny--like imagine you're some Muslim chick
Then oops! The princess made for you some skinny JAP bitch stole
It's cause my baby's got those Big Jew Eyes
She gets away with acting twelve when she just checked off thirty-one
Like Gilda Radner, Sarah Silverman, and Chloe Fineman too,
All the shit reads cringe from shiksas, from my babe seems cute and fun!
You know systemically, I bet it's languid big-beaked mistresses
Who would have been the ones manipulating goyim day by day
So what if a hate for Jews arose less from bankers than Belle Juive mistresses
Who kept acting like Sarah Silverman and some wife wanted gone away?
At any rate, I would speculate that the eye thing is half conscious:
an emergent mass phenomenon from what makes each girl look hot
And on Ashkenazi features smiling widely reads as predator
Whereas Anne Frank tired sadgirl in most instances does not
Which begs a key question, then--if made hot by languid knowing affect
Would it not just follow tautologically that they'd flirt and fuck unlike wasps?
And if that assessment's true, is it not simply proof that large-scale differences
Might be a second order consequence downstream just of what looks hot?
Hath not a Jew eyes? 👀
Now you can achieve Babylonian pallor with Yid Paste. Just rub it on your skin and watch it glow with sepulchral beauty.
typically works the other way around
Now available in Salted Alawite flavour.
We need lyrics!
You know, my baby's got those Jewish eyes...
The kind look vaguely middle eastern on a could-be Tuscan face...
I find Italian broads oft run the same--just spicy 'stead of sour
Tread the Hajnal Line like tightrope; call them liminal in race
But like I said she's got those Jewish eyes!
And when she flirts she sorta squints a bit like someone roofed her drink
Which rather gives an orientalist nineteenth century portrait,
Cause those double lids read harem girl... the word's "languid" I think.
But no, no, no! She's not doing it on purpose
Least that's what Chat GPT says, which insists this ain't a thing
Because we're all just human beans, and different types are all the same...
But if all chicks have their Hot Face, wouldn't each group get their thing?
But anyway my baby's got those Jewish eyes!
The kind give miffed and disappointed and at times a little raped
She'll ask me where we're off to dinner, and I'll say that downstairs Thai place
Now I'm Brian de Bois Guilbert had Rebecca not escaped!
Cause holy shit she's got those Jewish eyes!
Which means in certain light and angles she looks sort of like Anne Frank
In fact she played the role in high school, yet demures inside the bedroom...
Not a prob! Stable Diffusion and my phone cam are to thank.
You know in World War 2, there must have been some busy attics.
I know it's dark, but realistically, that must have been a thing
Alas, when later I do ask if she feels attic'd during raceplay
Says her folks all came from Russia, and the Cossacks ain't my thing
My baby has those Jewish eyes...
Back in her Disney days they landed her that Princess Jasmine role
Which if you think about it's funny--like imagine you're some Muslim chick
Then oops! The princess made for you some skinny JAP bitch stole
It's cause my baby's got those Big Jew Eyes
She gets away with acting twelve when she just checked off thirty-one
Like Gilda Radner, Sarah Silverman, and Chloe Fineman too,
All the shit reads cringe from shiksas, from my babe seems cute and fun!
You know systemically, I bet it's languid big-beaked mistresses
Who would have been the ones manipulating goyim day by day
So what if a hate for Jews arose less from bankers than Belle Juive mistresses
Who kept acting like Sarah Silverman and some wife wanted gone away?
At any rate, I would speculate that the eye thing is half conscious:
an emergent mass phenomenon from what makes each girl look hot
And on Ashkenazi features smiling widely reads as predator
Whereas Anne Frank tired sadgirl in most instances does not
Which begs a key question, then--if made hot by languid knowing affect
Would it not just follow tautologically that they'd flirt and fuck unlike wasps?
And if that assessment's true, is it not simply proof that large-scale differences
Might be a second order consequence downstream just of what looks hot?
Hath not a Jew eyes? 👀
Now you can achieve Babylonian pallor with Yid Paste. Just rub it on your skin and watch it glow with sepulchral beauty.
typically works the other way around
Now available in Salted Alawite flavour.