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OldManFlappyNuts👹's avatar

I propose we call female Gen alpha’s, “alphettes”

Rafael John's avatar

It’s over for chopped unc shite like me (I’m Gen-Z)

OldManFlappyNuts👹's avatar

Zoomettes now and Gen alpha’s will be in your grasp in a few years. It’s up to you, not anyone else

Rafael John's avatar

Needed that, thank you

Isaac Kellogg's avatar

Wallow in your cringe, young’un. I, a Gen X daddy, shall o’erween and thus hoover up your ladies Zoomitrescu

Rafael John's avatar

That was a bit much

Imonhere's avatar

Wow. This is really good.

ORION DWORKIN SI/CEBP's avatar

And they say homeschooling isn't the answer...🔥

Dialgatime321's avatar

Don't cockblock decent suitors dad!

ORION DWORKIN SI/CEBP's avatar

Bahaha - I eat idiots for brunch - kid.