Mushroom in the forest Surrenders all his spores They spread on tongues and soles and souls Of schoolgirls masked as whores Siloed psilocybin Underleveraged; overwrought. Shall Brando star as animus To thirty types of thot? Mushroom in the garden Fuck, he makes the Orchid cringe Her sugar's worth his nutrients But she'd swipe left on Hinge Underground mycelium! Shiitake Khazad-dûm! "I know not what you speak of, chode. Please let my petals bloom." Mushroom in your local zoo He puts on quite the show Resplendent foxfire pageantry Sclerotia thick and low Precocious Painted Lady Barely out of her cocoon Coquettishly she flits above She'll sigh, but never swoon That wiley mister centipede With forcipules of poop... Is Painted Lady in his grasp? The shroomster's not in loop! He scratches his sclerotia minds his mycoforest mates Then shrugs and grabs a slug and with its mug he masturbates!
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Romeo and Juliet would have been a much more interesting story if in Act II, Scene II he read her this poem instead and then took her off the balcony to rape her.
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