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Professor Axelrod's avatar

You should critique similar essays (or heck, even the news articles of the day) through the voices of the panel of Disney villains, a la Fantasmic. Or throw in the occasional ringer, like with your last set of ChatGPT voices.

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Warmek's avatar

> First you’ll process this essay, and then I’ll start naming characters from Peter Pan and you’ll react to the essay in their voice, focusing on things they’d care about.

I mean, if it hadn't been forty godsdamned years since I saw Peter Pan, then yeah, maybe.

Otherwise, this is probably going to be as pointlessly intentionally obscure in an attempt to sound wise as the last piece.

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Warmek's avatar

Yep. That sure was a bunch of words strung together.

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Ape's avatar

If you're a mongoloid atleast be a little more self aware and a bit more like Smee. No need for an intellectual mongoloid to make a fool of himself, save yourself.

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Ape's avatar

Feel incredibly sorry for blud, maybe in the next life you can be born with a neuron configuration with a higher ceiling of abstract thought.

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Warmek's avatar

Your first comment was sufficient evidence that you're a fucking retard, thanks. Reiteration was not required.

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