Raise the Age of Consent to 23

Do the Right Thing

Over the past few years I’ve grown increasingly convinced that the age of consent is a few years too low, and that this is producing suboptimal life outcomes for all involved.

In my opinion conditions on the ground would improve quite a bit if we immediately raised it to 23 at the federal level.

Below are just a few reasons why.

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Zoomers are sort of retarded

Specifically the ones born after 9/11.

And it really is a discrete thing—almost like a step function—because there isn’t that much difference at all between 1993 and 2000 whereas starting in 2002 even the Chads and Stacies seem a bit autistic and once you hit 2005 it’s legit like talking to an alien.

The first who’ll tell you this are college professors. My dear old dad for instance (who just recently internalized that his students are no longer Millennials) began to notice the dropoff with the incoming class of 2020, and since then has only seen the vacant stares and collapse in executive functioning get worse and worse each passing year.

Corroborating this account are guys who fuck college girls—a thoroughly fun and winsome enterprise back in 2020/2021 when at least the upperclassmen were obviously adults, but which these days is a lot more annoying and gay because even the chicks who are like 20 unironically act like middle schoolers, and not even in a hot way.

I mean obviously they’ll do that too, but so will bitches my age when you fuck em

Whereas post-WTC Zoomettes will act like middle schoolers in all those decidedly unhot and super fucking obnoxious ways god installed in preteen girls to ambiently suppress hebephilia e.g. lying they ass off about basically everything, being insanely fickle and two-faced, having zero accountability or follow-through…

Long story short you can’t really “seduce” them in the same way you would an adult woman, because in a vacuum the dynamic is always zero trust and ultra high context—which incidentally is why Zoomettes tend to think of age gaps as “grooming;” if you yourself didn’t come up in the Zoomer Oral Culture you kind of just NEED to groom these wayward fillies or else you risk coming off like a fag / weepy old man.

Moreover the taboo on age gaps is so much stronger these days that the sort of Zoomette who dates Millennial guys will pretty much always be fetishizing the transgressive aspect of it as some kind of DDLG thing… which means in practice she’ll often get the Ick the very instant you STOP grooming her and instead treat it like a normal relationship, as in her mind she signed up for Daddy and not some overly earnest putz who wants to saddle her with all his random 30 year old man problems.

Which is why I think at this point it might be wise to introduce an institutional barrier just for protective reasons.

Not to protect the girls, to be clear, but rather to protect vulnerable Millennial guys from predatory Zoomer women, who going forward should need to be at least 23 before they attempt to seduce any man born prior to let’s say 1995.

These chicks are simply too Dolores Haze-coded to be unleashed on a generation of hopeless romantics raised on the fake and gay lies of Eisner Rowling and Fukuyama and accustomed to the aspartame sensibilities of Millennial womyn, who’ll usually let you smash well past the point they stop liking you since they’re all kind of hilariously obsessed with being a Good Person. Meanwhile Zoomettes grew up with half the boys in school spouting Andrew Tate talking points about how bitches be, and as a result don’t feel much of a need to hide that shit compared to their cheugy elder sisters.

Take for instance Rose—the nubile and autistic 18yo I dated back in 2023 when I was 29 and a half and at my life’s most overtly evil with women. Originally I stole her from some brownoid in his early twenties who’d been grooming her since she was I want to say 15 or 16? and in any case played daddy perf for like a month only for bae to start getting pissed off that I didn’t tie my shoes at Ikea and kept wearing this wife beater with a hole in it and wouldn’t stop jerking off to AI-generated porn on the shitter instead of tearing up the barely legal puss at my disposal several yards away. But to babygirl’s credit the second I fucked up she hypergamized to a decamillionaire ten years older than me, and then when he was too gay and simpy and kept trying to get her pregnant hypergamized to a centimillionaire ten years older than him, and then after that kind of just got tired of old man penis and instead shifted her focus to the tech startup she’d recently founded.

Note basically all this shit happened over the course of one summer… my little girl was kind of just a boss babe, and poor daddy Bismarck her hapless sort-of-sleazy Magaldi.

Which don’t get me wrong—she’s still more of a slave to dopamine than basically any Millennial. But you also don’t need to outrun the bear so much as the fat kid running next to you, and in practice a 130+ IQ conjoined to even the slightest bit of agency has been more than enough for the intrepid Rose to just completely fucking body most of her gross tranny classmates in the adulting game.

Though it likely didn’t hurt to spend the last summer of her girlhood under the tutelage and sometimes also testicles of a hotshot consultant and two veteran entrepreneurs… probs did a lot to demystify the world of rich dudes to her. Rose might have played Dolores in the sheets, but in the streets that brilliant little bitch was kind of Elizabeth Holmes; her allowance less those trips to Lululemon than the hours spent watching daddy play his managers like a fiddle and collect three paychecks at once. And no doubt the older dudes taught her even more useful shit.

Which in truth might be yet another reason to raise the age of consent to 23—I kind of suspect one reason Zoomettes are starting to outearn their male peers is that they can pretty much always trade pussie for high quality mentoring from older guys on the DL, whereas Millennial guys are for the most part quite shit at mentoring our little bros even in an intergenerational friendship context.

Not because we don’t want to, understand—it’s more because we’re kind of just huge fags by disposition and unwilling to be genuinely mean to young guys when they do something retarded, which tbf Gen X guys were really quite good about with us back in the day. It’s easy to reproach an age gap gf (for instance Rose had this adorable habit of calling all alcoholic beverages “liquor” until I roasted it out of her) because that’s sort of just the dynamic there, but when it’s a dude there’s naturally a hesitation, both because as a rule Millennials believe in live and let live and because our male banter scripts are significantly less aggro than they are for generations before and after us.

Meanwhile it’s not like Millennial or Xer women are doing much for these guys… whenever they crave a bit of virile cock they’re way too thrifty to go domestic, and typically just procure it on the cheap by sexually exploiting starving Jamaican men instead of teaching our little buddies how to be HR directors or whatever. I suppose gay dudes have more options, but generally the fellas don’t have any shortcuts in life.

And so I reckon just as an affirmative action thing for struggling Zoomerinos it would only be fair to implement something like this to even the odds.

Which come to think of it actually deserves its own section, so…

It would help young guys

So the way you’d do this in practice is include a generous Romeo and Juliet provision whereby anyone 23-25 is allowed to fuck anyone 20-22 no problemo, and then from ages 16-22 it’s a total free for all wherein no state can be super faggoty and gay by making it illegal for college boys to pork upper classman high school girls.

The basic idea is to cartelize the sexual marketplace to make it easier for guys to get pussie during the years they remain in regular contact with large segments of girls their own age and (very crucially) just a bit younger than them. Guys aged 21-22 in particular would be extended a huge leg up in pursuing girls 16-19, which could well make all the difference in curbing the precipitously climbing incel rate.

Who’d get hurt by this?

In theory boys ages 16-17 in states with an 18 aoc or 18-16 rom-jul… but these days almost none of those goobers are getting laid anyway and in any case it’s orders of magnitude more important to minimize the number of college boys entering adult life as virgins. They’ll benefit themselves from the law in a few years anyway so it’s NBD.

Then it goes without saying chicks 18-22 would suffer quite a bit from no longer being able to exploit gullible Millennial and Gen X daddies for free grooming anymore with their tight and sexy pussies, but it shan’t be hard to force the issue by leveraging their own dumb age gap rhetoric against them... tbh it’s just a sacrifice they’ll need to make.

Cause frankly, boys, this crop of cunny came up in far too rich a soil to be anything but underripe, and in practice all that gets you is a sour vintage.

Whereas if you let them ripen on the vine a bit…

23 would become the new 18

It may seem a bit counterintuitive if you’re stupid, but if you want to take advantage of a young girl it’s usually quite a lot easier with a 23 year old than anyone college-aged.

Just think about it. At 18-22 her parents still think of her as half a kid, and will almost certainly be helping out with basic expenses, which half the time won’t even amount to much since her lodging and dining are probs covered on a student loan… which in turn means the competence and stability you offer as an old man won’t have much alpha with her and your Hot Older Guy cred comes almost entirely from Quiltymaxxing.

And you’ll have to be pretty damn aggro with it too given she hasn’t any dearth of cheap entertainment options and is drowning in opps to socialize with boys her own age in a low stakes setting. Meanwhile everyone around her will be in a same-cohort relationship and the overall vibe won’t really stigmatize retarded adolescent behavior… honestly the main reason I got lazy with Rose is she didn’t want to marry me a month in and simply live with me instead of going to fake and gay college, which obviously I don’t really blame her for but it also makes sense I tried because keeping a bih under your thumb in such conditions just isn’t tenable (hence also why that wholesome chungus Elder Millennial decamillionaire was trying so hard to get her pregnant).

Now compare that to a hot and sexy 23 year old. Poor baby’s been on her own in the grownup world for at least a few months now, and her mean-minded Gen X parents have more likely than not given her the Hannah Horvath talk. That means for the first time in her life she’s responsible for rent and groceries and utilities all by herself, which for sure take up the lion’s share of her paycheck if she studied some retarded woman subject and couldn’t land a big girl job. Meanwhile there’s a decent chance her longstanding friend network was ripped to shreds by graduation and she’s been trying to force something with the gals at work or that one weird bitch she’s roommates with despite having almost nothing in common, and if she wants to meet guys her own age nearly everything available feels a lot scarier and higher stakes than it ever did back in college, while a lot of those same guys (certainly the most desirable ones) are in their niggerish wild buck years and don’t really want to be tied down to just one puss.

Which means that suddenly babygirl is overjoyed to be saddled with all your random 30 year-old man problems, because at this point even having a bed frame or shit on your walls or something green in your fridge sort of gives Mr. Darcy to her—at least until she’s like 26 and realizes you’re still insanely immature for your age. But until then it’s kind of just smooth sailing. At this point you’re allowed to Humbertmaxx, which is easily a million times more comfy than Quiltymaxxing.

Amplifying this phenomenon is the fact that with each successive generation of foids you see more and more arrested development, which means the age at which they find Aragorn sexier than Legolas keeps getting pushed back further and further. With girls born 2000-2001 I’d hazard it’s around 23 exactly (precisely the age I nabbed Alyssa from an admittedly supercute lad her own age), but with the Post-WTC crowd it might honestly end up being more like 25 or so. That said keep in mind these figures assume we’re talking UMC white girls—minorities and broke broads switch over to Aragorn significantly younger for pretty obvious reasons.

Anyway long story short it seems to me 23 makes a lot of sense as a second age of consent denoting a young lady’s entry into true and proper womanhood.

It’s the age your typical Zoomer starts to feel like a real adult given the fact that these days college is just a timewasting extended summer camp, and I think it would do a lot of good for predatory trentagenarian gents to begin fetishizing 23 as opposed to 18 since functionally speaking it’s just a much more vulnerable and Baby epoch.

That said…

It’ll be way hotter to fuck college girls if it’s illegal

One of my most favorite aspects of dating Rose was how deliciously transgressive it felt walking around Epcot or the local outlet mall with an 18 year-old girl on my arm—particularly given she had the face more of a 12yo and weighed maybe 95 lbs wet. The stinkeyes I got from womyn my own age could have cleared out Auschwitz-Birkenau.

Unhappily our relationship also pissed off Rose’s fat friend because of course it did, and the bluehaired bih ended up texting bae’s mom about us just hours before her return flight from Orlando. And naturally the matron wasn’t all that pleased about it herself—iirc her exact words were “what could a 29 year-old POSSIBLY want to do with a college kid,” which is like clearly fucking marry her you insipid old latchkey cunt—but anyway moms didn’t stop Rose from seeing me again and when we broke up actually drove her to the airport for her subsequent Hawaii trip with the Wholesome Chungus decamillionaire which if you think about it is lowkey sex trafficking but anyway

Point is it really does just add a bit of extra zhuzh to your depredations when it feels like you’re getting away with something you’re genuinely not supposed to—which is obviously why Clinton and Trump and everyone else were besties with Epstein, right?

Seems to me then if you made it illegal to fuck coeds it would be mostly unenforceable in practice and you’d still have plenty of rich dudes doing it on the DL simply for that transgressive thrill, which in turn would siphon away at least a bit of the Epstein-type demand for significantly younger girls we can all agree is ackshully wrong.

Meanwhile if you’re just the normal type of sleazy older guy who fucks college girls you’re 100% doing it at least in part because you get off on the transgression, so you should frankly support this because if it’s illegal you’ll for sure cum like 1000x harder.

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Anywho lads regardless of whether something like this goes through I personally have mostly sworn off college girls, with Rose herself being one possible exception given nothing beats exgf puss and per Harry Potter horcrux rules I still own 25% of her soul.

Also ever since her startup got funded I’m pretty sure she’s become the second of my old sugar babes to have a higher net worth than daddy, and it would frankly be sort of based to have a bitch buy ME things for once… maybe even worth tying my shoes for.

But whether I go down as her Balwani or Magaldi I can very definitely say that out of all the chicks I’ve been with she’s for sure the only one who’s just incontrovertibly a more impressive human being than me. Middle schooler or not that girl is ruthless as shit, and jumps on asymmetries and loopholes without even the slightest hesitation.

It’s the same impulse I see in a lot of the Zoomer guys who joined Tortuga. Compared to me at their age these fellas are truly bloodthirsty—mostly because they know down to their marrow “fair” doesn’t exist and never has and never will. Nowadays you’re either shredded by the dopamine filter or clean the fuck up, without much in between.

Which on one hand I appreciate for all the helpless 23yo girls it creates, but on the other I actually do feel a bit protective of all the lads out there who fell through the cracks at some point early on in life and are kind of just getting creamed by all this relentlessly compounding asymmetry.

So why not give those fellas just a bit of cartelized teen pussy—as a treat?