Thank God liberals can't stand up to black people!

Their coronation of Kamala will hand Trump the presidency

So after Biden shit his pants during last week’s debate I immediately released an article warning Republicans that Gavin Newsom is a serious threat to the numerous cultural advances we’ve made over the past decade.

In this piece I strongly urged my followers to lend their support to racially aggrieved Kamala Harris fans to help stymie what I perceived at the time as Gavin’s inevitable ascent to the top of the Democrat ticket.

Almost a week later it appears this impulse was entirely misguided, because right now the shifty subcontinental sugar baby of San Fran is tied with Biden in the prediction markets, while poor Greasy Gavin has barely remained in the double digits.

Obviously this is a pretty remarkable development. But it bears considering—how exactly did I fuck this up so badly?

It’s pretty simple. In my boundless naïveté I had presumed that the Democrats were serious about beating Trump, and that given an opportunity to replace Sleepy Joe they’d choose someone who stands a decent chance at winning over Middle America. Someone who projects strength and competence—who might just flip the script and make Trump seem like the more feeble candidate.

I was making the common mistake of taking the liberal intelligentsia at their word instead of accepting the happy fact that white liberals are deeply terrified of black people and will always do literally whatever they want in every single situation.