Every once in a while, I read something that makes me question the possibility that you’re more than an amped-on-Monster provocateur who’s having fun with pseuds, and this piece is one of them. Not because I have some great love for Omela logic, I’ve never been a huge fan of Le Guin, but simply because the origins of postmodern frustration. If you’ve never read any Irving Kristol, I suggest the essay “when virtue loses all her loveliness” to give some historical context.
But I’m quite sure your imagination is failing you on how unpleasant getting your teeth pulled out is.
The community college philosophy professor sounds awesome. If he's partially responsible for shaping your moral trajectory, I really hope he's on here. There's about two dozen Lee Carters.
"...almost no one changes their mind on substantive matters of public morality because of ‘arguments’, as basically all politics and moral reasoning are downstream of neurotype, which is largely just genetic."
Walt: "I used to be a vegan"
Also Walt: "Now I want to torture vegans"
We're reaching levels of cuckoldry that shouldn't even be possible.
Jesus Fucking Christ this was genius. This is what David Foster Wallace would've sounded like if he'd been raised by Ayn Rand and Hunter S Thompson and then gone on to develop a taste for blotter acid. Bravo.
It was still called Smear the Queer when I was growing up, but there was one kid whose mom made everyone say "kill the carrier."
this one is way worse if you think about it
Goddamn Walt's outdoing my own EA war again.
Every once in a while, I read something that makes me question the possibility that you’re more than an amped-on-Monster provocateur who’s having fun with pseuds, and this piece is one of them. Not because I have some great love for Omela logic, I’ve never been a huge fan of Le Guin, but simply because the origins of postmodern frustration. If you’ve never read any Irving Kristol, I suggest the essay “when virtue loses all her loveliness” to give some historical context.
But I’m quite sure your imagination is failing you on how unpleasant getting your teeth pulled out is.
The community college philosophy professor sounds awesome. If he's partially responsible for shaping your moral trajectory, I really hope he's on here. There's about two dozen Lee Carters.
"...almost no one changes their mind on substantive matters of public morality because of ‘arguments’, as basically all politics and moral reasoning are downstream of neurotype, which is largely just genetic."
Walt: "I used to be a vegan"
Also Walt: "Now I want to torture vegans"
We're reaching levels of cuckoldry that shouldn't even be possible.
What happened to the boxing match?
Jesus Fucking Christ this was genius. This is what David Foster Wallace would've sounded like if he'd been raised by Ayn Rand and Hunter S Thompson and then gone on to develop a taste for blotter acid. Bravo.
This is fucking brilliant. I laughed out loud three times.
I think the hamster wheel is better than the boxing match—less risk of injury creating legal problems.
Basically, “Fish Tank Live”, but instead of a Tank, it’s a wheel and instead of Fish, it’s Shrimp —
Shrimp Wheel Live
«The Case for Putting Bentham's Bulldog in a Giant Hamster Wheel»
Who knew that to combat animal cruelty, we needed more animal cruelty!
Sometimes I wonder how someone can be so dumb but then I read “Bentham’s Bulldog is 21” and am reminded that I am no longer 21.
This is different from OnlyFans... how?
Lol I love this