With all due respect, reading this was kind of like watching a full length porn movie - trying to follow it at first, but it's so slow that you just try to skip the boring stuff and foreplay, straight to the assfucking scene.
I don't think anal sex has to hurt though. The power play also works by putting her in a vulnerable position where you CAN decide to thrust harder to get more pleasure yourself and thus give less pleasure and more pain to her, but you DON'T. It's kind of like "choking" by lightly touching her throat - it's a vulnerable position where you CAN actually choke her but you DON'T. That's what makes it hot.
Ok, I officially give up my dream of tempting and cajoling you out of your Orcish ways and into some more Elven light or at least some Boromir. I have a terrible, borderline perverse and disabling amount of pride, so I really hate to ever give in or give up, it hurts me to do it, but clearly you win, I give up.
My wife and I were virgins on our wedding night. Not telling anyone what to do. Just sharing that I find the secular libertine way of life confusing and disturbing.
Christopher Hitchens once said that the two most overrated things he could think of were lobster and anal sex. And what the interview should have said but didn’t was “Giving or receiving?”
Young nigga young Niigata yung nigga… you is gay as hell. Wanting to dom a woman is gay. No shame in that game but dont frame it as hetero. Rename this essay as ‘anal sex is for gays’. Because 4sure that is true. I respect gays and offer them rulership of the anus. Heterosexuality according to Freud links to procreation and you cannot gestate a baby in your asshole. Sad but true. Butts are not vaginas.
Dommin a woman is gay af. Respect you bro but this is gay.
What utter trash. That’s 10 more minutes that could have been used to plunge my toilet.
With all due respect, reading this was kind of like watching a full length porn movie - trying to follow it at first, but it's so slow that you just try to skip the boring stuff and foreplay, straight to the assfucking scene.
I don't think anal sex has to hurt though. The power play also works by putting her in a vulnerable position where you CAN decide to thrust harder to get more pleasure yourself and thus give less pleasure and more pain to her, but you DON'T. It's kind of like "choking" by lightly touching her throat - it's a vulnerable position where you CAN actually choke her but you DON'T. That's what makes it hot.
welp uncle Walt is definitely back on amphetamines lol
What's with all the rape shit
Ok, I officially give up my dream of tempting and cajoling you out of your Orcish ways and into some more Elven light or at least some Boromir. I have a terrible, borderline perverse and disabling amount of pride, so I really hate to ever give in or give up, it hurts me to do it, but clearly you win, I give up.
I'd love to be Boromir but whenever you try you end up getting flattened and softened into Faramir. The ackshual way to be Boromir to aim for Lurtz.
Elves are based and Boromir somewhat, Orcs... not so much...
You already got your Boromir and that Boromir is your husband (You said this yourself)
Walt has to be.... something else
I think you are losing yourself in the character you’ve created for yourself.
shitty writing
literally!
Half the human population evolved an orifice designed specifically for a penis to be inserted. There’s no need for any other.
I don't know who you are what the fuck I just read. It was very entertaining but no more thankyou
This made me want to read Lord of the Rings again
My wife and I were virgins on our wedding night. Not telling anyone what to do. Just sharing that I find the secular libertine way of life confusing and disturbing.
Christopher Hitchens once said that the two most overrated things he could think of were lobster and anal sex. And what the interview should have said but didn’t was “Giving or receiving?”
Young nigga young Niigata yung nigga… you is gay as hell. Wanting to dom a woman is gay. No shame in that game but dont frame it as hetero. Rename this essay as ‘anal sex is for gays’. Because 4sure that is true. I respect gays and offer them rulership of the anus. Heterosexuality according to Freud links to procreation and you cannot gestate a baby in your asshole. Sad but true. Butts are not vaginas.
Dommin a woman is gay af. Respect you bro but this is gay.
Out and proud is beautiful.
Your AI has an attitude
FWIW I prefer to dominate willing partners and give mostly pleasure. Less chance of them showing up angry on someone else's podcast in a year.
reddit
Surprised you didn't delete his comment while muttering something about the friend enemy distinction under your breath.
Did this actually happen? Link it king.
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