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Kryptogal (Kate, if you like)'s avatar

Ok, I officially give up my dream of tempting and cajoling you out of your Orcish ways and into some more Elven light or at least some Boromir. I have a terrible, borderline perverse and disabling amount of pride, so I really hate to ever give in or give up, it hurts me to do it, but clearly you win, I give up.

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Walt Bismarck's avatar

I'd love to be Boromir but whenever you try you end up getting flattened and softened into Faramir. The ackshual way to be Boromir to aim for Lurtz.

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Retro Future Land's avatar

Elves are based and Boromir somewhat, Orcs... not so much...

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IceFl4re -'s avatar

You already got your Boromir and that Boromir is your husband (You said this yourself)

Walt has to be.... something else

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John's avatar
Aug 1Edited

I'm also a high openness, neurotic autist, but of the progressive left variant, I also worked in elite PMC spaces. I find your politics vile, abhorrent and an afront to everything I believe in personally but you're funny and a good writer so I still read your work. Verbal recognizes verbal.

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Cary Cotterman's avatar

Half the human population evolved an orifice designed specifically for a penis to be inserted. There’s no need for any other.

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Piotr Pachota's avatar

With all due respect, reading this was kind of like watching a full length porn movie - trying to follow it at first, but it's so slow that you just try to skip the boring stuff and foreplay, straight to the assfucking scene.

I don't think anal sex has to hurt though. The power play also works by putting her in a vulnerable position where you CAN decide to thrust harder to get more pleasure yourself and thus give less pleasure and more pain to her, but you DON'T. It's kind of like "choking" by lightly touching her throat - it's a vulnerable position where you CAN actually choke her but you DON'T. That's what makes it hot.

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YourUnclePedro's avatar

This is the longest post ever made on Substack or anywhere else. I gave up trying to finish it after the first 45 minutes. Don't ask me what it's about. I haven't a clue.

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Humble Pilgrim's avatar

I’m way too well endowed to mess with anal anything. It’s so fuckin gross. You’re basically turning down a nice soaked puss for the place where shit comes out. Congrats you’re a fag

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lysergic monk's avatar

shitty writing

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Walt Bismarck's avatar

literally!

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Gareth T's avatar

To anyone who made it all the way through (so to speak), well, whatever the fuck this was I say bravo. And my condolences.

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Joshua Shalet's avatar

My wife and I were virgins on our wedding night. Not telling anyone what to do. Just sharing that I find the secular libertine way of life confusing and disturbing.

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

FWIW I prefer to dominate willing partners and give mostly pleasure. Less chance of them showing up angry on someone else's podcast in a year.

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Walt Bismarck's avatar

reddit

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Yishayahu's avatar

Surprised you didn't delete his comment while muttering something about the friend enemy distinction under your breath.

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Yishayahu's avatar

Did this actually happen? Link it king.

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Where's Mimirsbrunnr?'s avatar

How about we don't play in the sewers. Ever.

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Beauchamp Bagenal's avatar

I'm glad someone finally said it

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Iberian Wanderer's avatar

welp uncle Walt is definitely back on amphetamines lol

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Daniel's avatar

I think you are losing yourself in the character you’ve created for yourself.

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National Rust's avatar

What's with all the rape shit

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John Kantor's avatar

Your AI has an attitude

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