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ringleader's avatar

ADDENDUM: REPENT AND GO TO CHURCH

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Tom Swift's avatar

Definitely consider moving to an engineering college town. Women there have a lot more choice due to skewed ratios than they would in a regular college or a larger city, and the available men tend to be on a stable career path. Cultural amenities also tend to be surprisingly decent(e.g concerts, libraries). Houghton, Michigan, or Butte, Montana are very good examples of such towns.

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JC Denton's avatar

Become the person you are meant to be, then be that person in public. The rest will work itself out if you're diligent and honest.

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Echo Tracer's avatar

You’re forgetting that a lot of these people are ratchet, internet poisoned toads that no decent person could ever actually love. For them, there is only the game.

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JC Denton's avatar

It's never too late to get your life together. Start today.

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Joshua Shalet's avatar

Post like these make me grateful for marrying a virgin

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Mahin Hossain's avatar

Ok but this is advice for how to get a ring from a good-enough-chud (advice on body count insecurity, etc) — can you write a misogynistic TRVTHNVKES article explaining how women can get a ring from actual Chad next

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Echo Tracer's avatar

If these days you know what “wife material” is very quickly, but you don’t have a wife, why should we take your advice on dating?

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Walt Bismarck's avatar

idk maybe my standards are too high

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Diamond Boy's avatar

Clever and enjoyable read, hardcore but real

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Steve's avatar

1) dirty (is relative) underwear

2) checking his mail (informed delivery)

3) doing his grocery shopping

(I like doing this. It reminds me of when I was young, going to the store with my grandmother)

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JS.Hardy's avatar

Men need to learn number 1 these days too

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Lead With The Hoof's avatar

You, sir, are diabolical for this 😂

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Walt Bismarck's avatar

I won't assume 33 is lying. Girls above 20 who know I'm above 100 will be honest with me because it's kind of retarded to lie at that point. Girls <5 will also sometimes be honest. It's girls in the 5-20 range who all lie their ass off.

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