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Sebastian Jensen's avatar

Autismo

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Kryptogal (Kate, if you like)'s avatar

I really feel you gave the Polynesians short shrift here. They are basically superhumans. I don't get why people overlook this, other than that there just aren't many of them considering they eugenicized themselves into superhumans on a bunch of tiny islands in the absolute middle of nowhere in the Pacific ocean.

Very weird how y'all race-obseserd people ignore our most recent breeding experiment, as they're the newest/most recent ethnic group and also the one that clearly evolved very far and fast away from how they started. Which I guess is what happens when a bunch of really crazy and/or robust people paddle a canoe insanely far into the middle of a vast ocean and then spend a few hundred years literally chopping each other's heads off and eating each other and insane level of warrior-king/polygamy...you just get gigantic superhumans that are twice the size and strength of the Malaysians and other closely-related people they came from.

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Walt Bismarck's avatar

They have some pretty pronounced weaknesses tho... tons of child molestation, insular culture, evidently no ability to metabolize carbs whatsoever given that they all become like 300 lbs the moment they adopt a western diet. Very Faustian in their own right.

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Kryptogal (Kate, if you like)'s avatar

Oh they do, for sure...also massive amounts of domestic violence, plenty of social problems in general, and yes if they aren't giant muscle bound superhumans they are giant obese people. It just always interests me that Polynesians managed to diverge so sharply from all the other people they hail from who populate SE Asia, and are our best/most recent evidence of how quickly that can happen when you're on an island. They're like the Galapagos Island example of evolution, for humans.

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Meghan Bell's avatar

"Could Dr. Fauci have gotten away with all that bullshit if he were Dr. Feldstein?

Would Luigi Mangione be a sex symbol if he were Liam O'Malley?

Let's not kid ourselves."

Been saying for months that Mangione is popular because he's a sexy Sicilian. Seen people in the media claiming that people like humanizing "white male killers" and I'm like, no, it's not because he's white, it's because he's Italian.

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Rajeev Ram's avatar

Worth noting that I am highly attracted to Western Slavic men, and that Scyther evolves into Scizor via Steel Coat, which kind of corresponds with you calling me Dwarf Cleric.

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Meta Ronin's avatar

Dear Reader: Congratulations you made it to the end, you can rest now

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DeepLeftAnalysis🔸's avatar

Hopefully there will be a part 2 with more pictures of pokemon. Like Mew-Two wearing a yarmulke, Charizard with a boom box, you know. That would really tickle me.

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Dialgatime321's avatar

Charizard isn't a dragon type

Think an Arab who is constantly mistaken for a Jew. That's Charizard.

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Rob's avatar

This is fucking art 🤣🤣

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

Seriously. It's got extended metaphors that relate a serious topic to a silly one, reference trivial 'nerd' culture to bring a younger person in, maintains narrative coherence, and goes in places we're not supposed to go.

Ironically it's more postmodern and transgressive than most progressive 'art' we see.

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Paddy Vincenti's avatar

Absolute peak Irish to make this article fun enough that there’s no need at to veil that it’s an excuse to showboat - good craic

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Top Shelf Theology's avatar

How it started: 10 pages elaborating on the nuanced differences between Cavalier/Fighting and Borderer/Electric types

How it's going:

WATER TYPE — Polynesians

Moana

HAHAHAHA omg dude I'm dying, you DEF got tired

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BLOODΩSAPPHO's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🇮🇪

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Rioss's avatar

Pretty impressive how this hour-long piece (your longest?) came from just some offhand joke you once made about jews being psychic or smth like that

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Souvthern Cone Condor's avatar

Not evey Hispanic is hospitalarian, in the Southern Cone we are more individualistic.

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B.P. Majors's avatar

There are groups other than Europeans with non homo sapiens DNA. It's just not Neanderthal. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aax5097

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Joseph Hex's avatar

"...middle class people who are clearly very smart and creative and energetic but are repeatedly crippled by atrocious executive functioning and insane levels of aggression and impulsiveness seldom observed outside the Dark Continent. "

As a fellow Borderer I felt this in my soul.

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Nonsense Depository's avatar

"...the moment you let the farmers cook long enough to adapt to the caveman’s asymmetric tactics it’s all ogre."

It smells like onions, and the lumpfaced and crookmouthed King is currently violating your proverbial bootyhole with taxes, if not your literal bootyhole under the doctrine of "I'm da King". Congratulations, your guerilla war has failed, and your hunter-gatherer lifestyle has been cut short. You're an enslaved onion farmer now.

Crop is love. Crop is life.

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WP's avatar

Jews as psychic and then saying do I really need to explain this was so great.

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