Stop Making Girls Eat Your Ass

It's nasty, immoral, and gay

I don’t often masturbate to adult content made by other peepo these days, as if I’m honest the way normalfags fuck girls tends mostly to annoy me more than anything, while I at this point have amassed a decently sizeable archive of private sex tapes on Google Photos that remains blissfully free of nonwaltcock

That said on the rare occasions I’ve broken from this pattern to venture forth onto Motherless—or I guess now “xhamster”—in search of a novel facefucking clip I’ve been disturbed to notice that in an increasing proportion of them the dude will randomly get the chick to start licking his asshole out of nowhere.

This is becoming a real problem, and quite frankly needs to stop.

First off it’s objectively revolting. While if you want to lick HER asshole that clearly isn’t the least bit gross (and ime generally far more pleasant than lickin bae’s pusspuss for instance), I don’t want masculine anuses even entering into my conscious ontology outside of when I myself am shitting—which while we’re here also goes for feet; doing lewd shit to babygirl’s tootsies is of course very kosher and wonderful provided they’re clean and well cared for, but if you actually get turned on by the idea of a chick licking YOUR disgusting manfoot (or ever wear sandals or other open-toed shoes in public) then you should unironically be boiled alive.

If you want to degrade a chick just have her puke all over your wiener like a normal person. That or e.g. fuck her asshole without a ton of lube or have her crawl around on the floor playing fetch with a pink rubber bone or something. But her tongue doesn’t belong inside or anywhere near your wretched asshole—period.

I don’t give the faintest fuck how “good” it feels. It also feels great to have your cock sucked, which you can do very easily without polluting the commons.

Whereas if this becomes normal? Soon every chick you sleep with will have at some point had her tongue in some guy’s hairy asscrack.

Is that really something society should let happen?

Like, I’m no prude—I honestly don’t much mind if she’s had a hundred cocks in there and then some. But better a million cocks than one dude’s asshole.

It’s also just really gay to let anyone anally penetrate you as a man in an erotic context (at the doctor it’s fine). By the standards of the Greeks and Romans you’d be a lot less of a fag to fuck another dude that way, and while I’m not 100% sure I agree with that logic it does kind of check out intuitively.

Because at the end of the day maleness is about penetration; about imposing persistent form on a chaotic and entropic universe. Femininity, meanwhile, is at its core about reception and absorption—and not even just the cum sense, but also ontologically; women are more permeable than us and naturally take in our sensibilities, ideas, morals, politics, fetishes, and even dumb little verbal tics.

That’s just one reason among many that they ought not be fed shit; experiences like that taint girls existentially in a way they don’t taint us (the one exception, of course, being when a man gets penetrated, after which he’s at a minimum spiritually bi), and it’s a crucial part of masculine headship to protect your lady from such forces.

It’s also a reason why CHICKIE ought to be the one receiving YOUR erotic form and not the other way around. Again, I’m no prude—to my mind it’s wholly Apollonian for you to engage precisely any part of her with your own active erotic faculties, which is to say hands, mouth, or cock. But for you to approach a woman anus-first is pretty clearly just disordered and chthonic, and anyone who would do such a thing plainly should be extricated from the gene pool.

Men having their ass ate is no different from looksmaxxing; it degrades men as erotic sovereigns and instead makes them objects of an autonomous Willendorfian hag-eros that’s straightforwardly counter-civilizational and groace, and also seems vaguely nonwhite-coded.

The practice is unaesthetic. It’s dishonorable to her feminine innocence and to the honor of your fellow men. It’s ruinously corrosive to your own manhood.

Don’t even think about it.