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Danielle Lilley's avatar

Jesus Christ, I needed to read a man saying this. Please, men, fucking HEEEEED this. And women, let's stop with the "I love eating man ass" cope. I know we're starving for the good kind of degrading, but for the love of god, not this!

Armorist's avatar

Is this a real thing thats happening? Are women eating dude ass now? How do they not puke? Theres no way this has to be fake internet bullshit theres no way this is happening

Danielle Lilley's avatar

This is absolutely happening. In fairness, the dudes initiating are of the metrosexual variety; they have preened and polished their buttholes in eager anticipation.

I can't think of anything less erotic.

B.P. Majors's avatar

Can you see yourself reflected? Do they lacquer them with lip gloss?

M. Balmer's avatar

It sounds outright political.

Jed Martin's avatar

that was a lot of words to say you're a lesbian 🤔

Danielle Lilley's avatar

Giving analingus is definitely more lesbian adjacent than being strongly turned off by it, but whatever makes you feel better about it dude!

B.P. Majors's avatar

I thought he was replying to Walt?

Joseph Smith's avatar

Ya know Walt I almost never read your shit and honestly don't like reading sex or genderslop ever, BUT I fully and completely agree with you here on 100% of the content. I don't watch porn anymore, but when I did, if the girl even started to go for the asshole or the feet during the dick sucking I would shut it off immediately. These degenerates need to be stopped

Joseph Smith's avatar

And to further bring that point into focus, I am very much into degradation shit, but licking a man's feet and fucking hairy asshole makes me want to throw up

Literatus's avatar

Feet is a different thing but you shouldn't fetishize it.

B.P. Majors's avatar

So no Greek girls then?

Ancient Problemz's avatar

It’s been a little slow on this platform. Should I start a beef where I argue that you should turn a woman’s face into your bidet? This was such an insane topic and yet it’s all tumbleweeds.

Top Shelf Theology's avatar

Hahah, good God, Walt, you never cease to amaze me.

This one *barely* passed Gmail's spam filter, it hid "images" telling me it was probable spam. But I hit "trust sender" and the only image it hid was like, the Substack icon, lol.

CompCat's avatar

Why would I ever give a girl my elite microbiome. Shed really need to win me over to deserve that.

Literatus's avatar

PATRIOT!

Ass-eating is a punishment and degredation you inflict on your worst enemy's daughter. It is brutality.

Literatus's avatar

No, just his daughter. If you get your hands on your enemy's son, you can just take him as a normal catamite and subaltern, that's already the perfect revenge. But an ass-eating subaltern is a useless subaltern.

glof's avatar

I have not done this but I know you have

Quixotic Ronin's avatar

Look, all of scatalogical humor aside, I don't want my wife's tongue anywhere near my taint much less my ass. Now if my tongue flicks the starfish a few times while she is rear up, face down. We'll that's just the rules of the game and sometimes in the scrum you step out of bounds.

Of course, my mother's bestie ruined recieving oral for me. So. I am definitely not okay with that.

Papi Salazar's avatar

You just made a lot of mfs wanna do it even more.

B.P. Majors's avatar

So you should have a buddy with whom you trade analingus?

Or hire a professional?

Sex robot?

Japanese toilet?

Patrick Hearse's avatar

It's dionysian and vitalist (No I don't fuck)

Quixotic Ronin's avatar

But I still get to eat her ass, right?

J Beauregard's avatar

Che idiozia. Sei tu a dettare cosa vada bene o cosa sia indegno? addio

Anon's avatar

Dunno mang, if Sarah stock did it with Elija Schaeffer, then why wouldn't I also want one? The pope blessed her male ass eating skills, didn't you know?