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Piotr Pachota's avatar

TBH I still think that overtly calling to create a circle jerk "cartel" that likes each other's posts is kinda fake and gay. It's low status, incel coded and it's giving the ick.

This should be more of a covert, implied thing that you unconsciously end up doing to maintain group coherence and consensus. This is how women and liberals do it.

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Walt Bismarck's avatar

Sometimes you just have to assert your Will to Power and wait for the chickies to narrate everything you do as Good simply because you’re on top.

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

I’m mostly doing this to show that I’m a good Tortuga Goy plus I want to cash this in for a favor later.

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Your Name's avatar

If we’re going to autistically reverse-engineer emergent female social media strategies, why stop at hearts? Why not flood the comments with “omg OBSESSED” “love uuuuuuu” “gorgeous girlie!” for like the first two hours after something gets posted, then completely forget about it?

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Professor Axelrod's avatar

Hahaha why not go full Zuckerberg and start slap fights in the comment section amirite? Nothing drives engagement like rage bait, I think that was the Facebook growth hack of 2016-2018 if memory serves

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

Suck it, Axelrod.

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Professor Axelrod's avatar

We should bring back Shakespeareian insults. “Thou art a beetle-headed, flap-eared knave.” – Much Ado About Nothing

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The 13th Grade's avatar

UR gay

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Professor Axelrod's avatar

Or we could go with other equally classic lines. Like "Yo momma!"

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Top Shelf Theology's avatar

UwU <3

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Simon van de Graaf's avatar

Never understood how people can read an article, enjoy it and not leave a like. So simple and it actually helps, smh my head.

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