Your understanding of anal sex seems incomplete. First, it can be highly pleasurable to a woman. If the angle is right you are stimulating the G-spot directly with the tip of your penis. You can try it with your fingers too to see. Second, prostaglandins are absorbed even more efficiently compared to vaginal sex. Google their effects.
Now this is the incel toxic brodude content that I appreciate and recognize from you, in contrast to that beta-ish seeking common ground with foids collabs that had me questioning if someone else has commandeered your chudstack account away from you. Way to get back to basics good sirr.
I think GenX blandness about sex is because vanilla sex is frankly boring. So for this reason we tend to erect a big wall, vanilla ends here, and from this exact spot it counts as kink, with very different rules.
You have a strong tendency to not observe this wall and blend kink and vanilla together, the problem with that is that you then cannot negotiate things clearly, you have to "just get it".
I absolutely always hated "just getting it" because I am generally terrible at reading people, but that's not the only reason.
I literally write slave training contracts, and the reason from them is that if you spell everything out clearly, you are generally allowed to go farther than when you are "just getting it". Like how helmets and five-point seat belts allow racecar drivers to drive kind of recklessly. If you want to push things far, you need some kind of a guardrail.
But then again, kink is generally autistic Vulcans dating each other, the same kind of people who write up huge how to date me google docs, my favourite sub was making big how to date her flowcharts, Vulcans are like that, so I kind of understand when the monkey species insists on "just getting it". It is objectively inferior, but they are just like that.
No, it is really boring to do as well, because vanilla sex evolved for reproduction, and pleasure is just a side effect. So it is like having a hunter-gatherer diet, very healthy, but compared to cheesecakes infinitely boring, because cheesecakes were explicitly designed for pleasure.
I've seen enough testimonials from women, though, to believe they must be getting something out of anal in some cases where they actually want it. I'm sure the dom/sub thing is *part* of it, but apparently the clitoris is something like 10 times as big as they used to think it was:
The erectile tissue not only extends from the visible head of the clitoris (analogous to the glans in men) but also the shaft and crus which extend down about 2-3 inches and anchor to the pubic symphysis (corpora cavernosa, analogous to the lateral 2 bits of the penile shaft in men) and vestibular bulbs (corpus spongiosum, analogous to the midline components of the penile shaft) on either side of the urethral opening (which is probably why some women will get aroused by a full bladder) and vaginal opening in the labia. These things all fuse and extend externally in a man during fetal development, but in a woman there's a whole bunch of erectile tissue that extends around what we call the vagina. So basically there's a whole subterranean penis extending rearwards from the clitoris around the urinary and vaginal openings.
So I could see coming in from the rear stimulating that in another way that might be pleasurable, especially as part of double penetration (since you'd be getting the erectile tissue from both sides).
Haven't tried the anal thing... but if you simultaneously give vaginal and clitoral stimulation you can get very impressive effects.
HAHAHA I was thinking the same thing! I saw the title in my inbox and was like "WTF Walt, do you ever STOP? Where do you find the time to word vomit 20 pages of sperging out, on the SAME TOPICS, 4-5 times a week?!" But I have to admit, his titles are genius level lulz, haha.
I read this whole essay and I think I am too “tender sexual” to really understand much of it, but it definitely reinforced my general idea that if anything ever happens to my husband I am retiring from men and beginning my platonic Golden Girls life-partnership with my lifelong bestie.
I didn’t even have time to finish reading this and woke up to another new Wally B essay at the top of my feed this morning. Agree with Kate. Time to rest.
I’m a based chud kinkmaxxing crypto-elf.
Extremely high IQ and cultured post
Your understanding of anal sex seems incomplete. First, it can be highly pleasurable to a woman. If the angle is right you are stimulating the G-spot directly with the tip of your penis. You can try it with your fingers too to see. Second, prostaglandins are absorbed even more efficiently compared to vaginal sex. Google their effects.
Just because it can be pleasurable does not mean that that is the male psychological motivation on a deep level.
Now this is the incel toxic brodude content that I appreciate and recognize from you, in contrast to that beta-ish seeking common ground with foids collabs that had me questioning if someone else has commandeered your chudstack account away from you. Way to get back to basics good sirr.
Title and header image game on point here. 10/10. Well done. Proud of you.
I think GenX blandness about sex is because vanilla sex is frankly boring. So for this reason we tend to erect a big wall, vanilla ends here, and from this exact spot it counts as kink, with very different rules.
You have a strong tendency to not observe this wall and blend kink and vanilla together, the problem with that is that you then cannot negotiate things clearly, you have to "just get it".
I absolutely always hated "just getting it" because I am generally terrible at reading people, but that's not the only reason.
I literally write slave training contracts, and the reason from them is that if you spell everything out clearly, you are generally allowed to go farther than when you are "just getting it". Like how helmets and five-point seat belts allow racecar drivers to drive kind of recklessly. If you want to push things far, you need some kind of a guardrail.
But then again, kink is generally autistic Vulcans dating each other, the same kind of people who write up huge how to date me google docs, my favourite sub was making big how to date her flowcharts, Vulcans are like that, so I kind of understand when the monkey species insists on "just getting it". It is objectively inferior, but they are just like that.
No, it is really boring to do as well, because vanilla sex evolved for reproduction, and pleasure is just a side effect. So it is like having a hunter-gatherer diet, very healthy, but compared to cheesecakes infinitely boring, because cheesecakes were explicitly designed for pleasure.
I'd agree with most of this.
I've seen enough testimonials from women, though, to believe they must be getting something out of anal in some cases where they actually want it. I'm sure the dom/sub thing is *part* of it, but apparently the clitoris is something like 10 times as big as they used to think it was:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#/media/File:Clitoral_diagram.jpg
The erectile tissue not only extends from the visible head of the clitoris (analogous to the glans in men) but also the shaft and crus which extend down about 2-3 inches and anchor to the pubic symphysis (corpora cavernosa, analogous to the lateral 2 bits of the penile shaft in men) and vestibular bulbs (corpus spongiosum, analogous to the midline components of the penile shaft) on either side of the urethral opening (which is probably why some women will get aroused by a full bladder) and vaginal opening in the labia. These things all fuse and extend externally in a man during fetal development, but in a woman there's a whole bunch of erectile tissue that extends around what we call the vagina. So basically there's a whole subterranean penis extending rearwards from the clitoris around the urinary and vaginal openings.
So I could see coming in from the rear stimulating that in another way that might be pleasurable, especially as part of double penetration (since you'd be getting the erectile tissue from both sides).
Haven't tried the anal thing... but if you simultaneously give vaginal and clitoral stimulation you can get very impressive effects.
Almost, *almost* fugged up my country music listening hour. *chef’s kiss* yada yada
Jfc the corndog lmao.
Okay but if you put aside the reaction of your monoculture amygdala for a second do you actually disagree with my arguments
HAHAHA I was thinking the same thing! I saw the title in my inbox and was like "WTF Walt, do you ever STOP? Where do you find the time to word vomit 20 pages of sperging out, on the SAME TOPICS, 4-5 times a week?!" But I have to admit, his titles are genius level lulz, haha.
I read this whole essay and I think I am too “tender sexual” to really understand much of it, but it definitely reinforced my general idea that if anything ever happens to my husband I am retiring from men and beginning my platonic Golden Girls life-partnership with my lifelong bestie.
I didn’t even have time to finish reading this and woke up to another new Wally B essay at the top of my feed this morning. Agree with Kate. Time to rest.