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sunshine moonlight's avatar

Guilty as charged on owning a Galaxy and explaining why it's better

Sebastian Jensen's avatar

Mine are Trump and Nixon, both semi-accurate

Centaur Write Satyr, PhD's avatar

Groyper Cleveland

Sydney Carton's avatar

Oh wow this was uncomfortably close.

Tom Swift's avatar

Jefferson without a doubt. As a Linux user, I opt out of all proprietary software use altogether, and have Project Gutenberg on multiple hard drives.

Anonymous Dude's avatar

I'm betting his favorite's Wilson.

Myself probably a mix of Madison (I did save a lot but never wasted it on EA), Coolidge (I do file my taxes as soon as the Vanguard statement comes in), Ike (but my mother was a doctor), Nixon (yes, I have complete text message records dating back a decade in case Someone Says Something), and Trump (expensive stuff surrounded by trash, and while I'm not sure the dark secret counts I'm on your side with this) with a bit of Jefferson (I did opt out of OneDrive).

TK-2042's avatar

Hey thats not true, I AM credentialed for my 80k engineer job

Cletus's avatar

So Walt is a Woodrow Wilson enjoyer?

AG Johnson's avatar

It’s boring but Washington really is the best essentially by default.

Richard Barrett's avatar

Where’s Dubya????

Henrik's avatar

The main thing i took from this is that is always eerie to be reminded about how people who like Bo Burnham are now is enough to be married and have affairs with middle- aged women

Drunk Wisconsin's avatar

New tag yourself format just dropped, everyone tag yourselves!

(Madison, probably)

Aristides's avatar

So which one is your favorite, Walt? I’m betting on Nixon

Piotr Pachota's avatar

Tag yourself, I'm Quincy.