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Tom Swift's avatar

Yes, I will agree, this is true.

PhineusGage's avatar

Hilarious and 100% accurate

This especially:

“you know deep down she’s been pulling some Protocols bs and is basically just half a fuckin Arab. And don’t you forget there’s a damn good reason all those fucking goat herders had to invent their insano religions to control everyone there so aggressively —they’re all ruthless, aggressive, and horny as shit”

Opentrees's avatar

What kind of kosher bullshit is this?

Ronigan's avatar

I think you're onto something with the point about slightly different pheromones. I've noticed how chicks who are a White/ Hispanic mix have pheromones that get me going most, while Asian chicks might as well not have them, and white chicks have pheromones that are more just kind of soothing. Something I wouldn't have consciously thought of if you didn't make this point.

Anonymous Dude's avatar

Interestingly, Jewish guys are notorious for falling for Asian women, so maybe it's one of those 'certain distance away' things.

I think the pheromones do make sense though--they say women will find the smell of men with different MHC complexes more attractive (apparently it makes the immune system more diverse and helps with disease resistance). And of course an exotic mate is a good way to avoid recessive genes for disease--you'll both be carrying them, but not the same ones.

Ronigan's avatar

Yeah, White guys also I would say. Though I think it's more how they look and how White/Jewish guys think about Asians than any pheromone stuff. I could be wrong though.

National Rust's avatar

Default Jizzmark.

Ellie is Based in Paris's avatar

Fran Drescher! The queen! 👸 ✡️💕

Ancient Problemz's avatar

A lot of the Jews you’re talking about are Russian extraction. Russians being known for smiling a lot. Some of your attraction is an attraction to coldness/ice queen vibes. Jews are like a midway point between Slavs and Amerimutts. Strange enough to be different. Similar enough for you to find appeal. A lot of my favorite Jews are Russian or Romanian extraction.

Yishayahu's avatar

Scott Alexander once mentioned offhandedly that in the early days 4chan 'antisemitism' was mostly jews larping and only later did it become unironic when goys who weren't in on the joke joined in.

Basil's avatar

Makes me think about 4chan basically being run by IDF autists.

Basil's avatar

What on Earth did I just read?

IceFl4re -'s avatar

You’re REALLY, REALLY enamored by Jewesses do you Walt lmfao

PostPlandemicChronicles's avatar

Yenta chasing huh. I am going to try to read this whole thing later. I know it’s going to be deeply autistic.😆 I’ve had my share of fondness for certain Jewesses, Jamie Gertz from the Lost Boys movie comes to mind.

Vladislav Davidzon's avatar

This is a bizarre READ man

Grey Squirrel's avatar

What the hell? Is this a reverse Diaspora Blues Philip Roth novel?

Capio79's avatar

Whiteness is a consolation prize for not being rich

Deadbeat Zaddy's avatar

Jewish women got dem big tiddies though..