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Important Update
Hey boys,
I just published a second edition of my debut novel The Con, which you can now purchase on Gumroad for $14.88
Note the above is a promotional offer and I intend to jack the price back up to $25 at some undetermined point in the future, so if you’re interested and want to save ten bucks you might as well buy now.
What’s new in the second edition?
Well, I cleaned up a lot of the weirdo formatting choices from the first edition and also fixed a bunch of typos here and there, but I also just reworked a ton of random shit to sound better in basically every chapter.
More significantly, though, I added some bitchin’ cover art for all 21 chapters.
Here are just a few examples:
Who is this novel for?
Anyone who has a parasocial relationship with me
Hyperverbal spergs
Guys who’ve been called incel by a girl they’re fucking
Girls who date their stalkers
Guys who date molested girls / anorexics
Anyway go buy it.
I'm a simple man: when someone questions my sexuality, I immediately do what they tell me.
Fr that last picture is seriously symbolic, it could be in a museum.
Rajeev better not click on this