You know, if I were a Jew I bet I’d find Walt Bismarck to be a real pain in the tuchus.
Constantly making fun of Tay-Sachs disease… trying to give the Palestinians Martian land rights… pumping out dozens of AI Klezmer songs about doing gross things to our women while writing long schizo manifestos about their eyelids…
…all the while serving as such an effective offramp for antisemitism that we’d have to be pretty fuckin meshuggenah to actually complain about any of the annoying shit.
But frankly, boys, as satisfying as it is having you over a barrel like this, I genuinely do think you deserve a bit of a reward for your indulgence.
So in the spirit of my past treatises on the merits of black peepo, women, chuds, and Midwesterners, please enjoy no less than ELEVEN things I like about Jewish men.
