Archive - The Walt Right

Reasons I'm Racist

Dec 13 • Walt Bismarck

Where's the gabagool?

Dec 11 • Walt Bismarck

6-7 Isn't Meaningless

You're just culturally illiterate

Dec 10 • Walt Bismarck

Ackshully It's Ephebophilia

with Rose (WRP #137)

Dec 9 • Walt Bismarck

1:40:05

Is Vidya Game Low Status?

with Cap'n Theon (WRP Episode #136)

Dec 8 • Walt Bismarck and Theon Ultima

1:32:16

Status, Semiotics, and Teenage Girls

with Lirpa Strike (WRP #135)

Dec 8 • Walt Bismarck and Lirpa Strike

1:12:44

The Fuckboy Right

It's time to toss those Red Pills down the sink

Dec 7 • Walt Bismarck

Gen X, WASPs, and Simpsons vs. Family Guy

with Fake J (WRP #134)

Dec 3 • Walt Bismarck and Fake J

2:38:24

Springfield WASPs vs Quahog Ellis Islanders

Where I win a bet with Walt Bismark that I can say in twenty pages what he says in 5 sentences.

Published on Fake J • Dec 1

November 2025

Why You Suck At Substack

Nine weird tricks to grow discovered by a mom

Nov 30 • Walt Bismarck

What I'm Thankful For

Nov 27 • Walt Bismarck

Generations Done Right

How to discriminate based on age

Nov 26 • Walt Bismarck

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